The Carrier Pigeon Magazine - November 2014

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Free monthly lifestyle magazine with a circulation of 20,000 in the Ribble Valley, Blackburn and Preston areas. Let your business take off with The Carrier Pigeon Magazine.

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<ul><li><p>November 2014.indd 1 01/07/2004 01:59:29</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>Make that change, today! 27 per month What are you waiting for?Give us a call or visit www.shapes-gym.co.uk</p><p>Shapes Gym, Manor Court, Ribchester. 01254 915669</p><p>NO JOINING FEEIN NOVEMBER</p><p>pric</p><p>e mat</p><p>ch </p><p>guar</p><p>ante</p><p>e </p><p>with</p><p> john</p><p> lew</p><p>is </p><p>and </p><p>curr</p><p>ys*</p><p>finan</p><p>ce o</p><p>ptio</p><p>ns </p><p>avai</p><p>labl</p><p>e</p><p>Home technology Packages</p><p>That are designed to last!</p><p>Award winning electrical retail and technology Company Providing installs from basic to bespoke.</p><p>Instore or online</p><p>TECHNOLOGY EXPLAINED, INSTALLED, MAINTAINED.</p><p>Dugdales Digital Solutions 1 Chatburn Rd, Clitheroe, BB7 2AW t. 01200 425128</p><p>e. jonathan@connectedsmarthome.co.uk www.connecetdsmarthome.co.uk</p><p>APPROVED RETAIL AND CUSTOM INSTALLER</p><p>AV ELITE PARTNER</p><p>saving people time and money by providing knowledgeable and honest advice about technology</p><p>*on selected models, terms and conditions apply</p><p>add the Nest the learning thermostat with professional install to the </p><p>package for 249.00</p><p>freeUltra HD </p><p>Video pack300cash back on </p><p>samsung products</p><p>Plus up to</p><p>November 2014.indd 2 01/07/2004 01:59:31</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>Make that change, today! 27 per month What are you waiting for?Give us a call or visit www.shapes-gym.co.uk</p><p>Shapes Gym, Manor Court, Ribchester. 01254 915669</p><p>NO JOINING FEEIN NOVEMBER</p><p>pric</p><p>e mat</p><p>ch </p><p>guar</p><p>ante</p><p>e </p><p>with</p><p> john</p><p> lew</p><p>is </p><p>and </p><p>curr</p><p>ys*</p><p>finan</p><p>ce o</p><p>ptio</p><p>ns </p><p>avai</p><p>labl</p><p>e</p><p>Home technology Packages</p><p>That are designed to last!</p><p>Award winning electrical retail and technology Company Providing installs from basic to bespoke.</p><p>Instore or online</p><p>TECHNOLOGY EXPLAINED, INSTALLED, MAINTAINED.</p><p>Dugdales Digital Solutions 1 Chatburn Rd, Clitheroe, BB7 2AW t. 01200 425128</p><p>e. jonathan@connectedsmarthome.co.uk www.connecetdsmarthome.co.uk</p><p>APPROVED RETAIL AND CUSTOM INSTALLER</p><p>AV ELITE PARTNER</p><p>saving people time and money by providing knowledgeable and honest advice about technology</p><p>*on selected models, terms and conditions apply</p><p>add the Nest the learning thermostat with professional install to the </p><p>package for 249.00</p><p>freeUltra HD </p><p>Video pack300cash back on </p><p>samsung products</p><p>Plus up to</p><p>November 2014.indd 3 01/07/2004 01:59:32</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p> 4</p><p>EXPLOSIVE OFFERSTHIS NOVEMBER</p><p>Quieter, safer, warmer, triple glazed windows and composite doors from Ultraframe Home Improvements.</p><p>still with an amazing 40% off replacement glass roofs, 25% off LivinROOF </p><p>and now 40% off windows &amp; doors</p><p>For these offers quote code: BONCP1</p><p>CALL TODAY: 01200 429 929/07970 455158www.ultraframehomeimprovements.co.ukSHOWROOM OPEN Mon - Fri: 9am till 5pm, Sat: 9.30am till 1pm (or by appointment)Enterprise Works, Salthill Road, Clitheroe BB7 1PE</p><p>November 2014.indd 4 01/07/2004 01:59:37</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>EXPLOSIVE OFFERSTHIS NOVEMBER</p><p>Quieter, safer, warmer, triple glazed windows and composite doors from Ultraframe Home Improvements.</p><p>still with an amazing 40% off replacement glass roofs, 25% off LivinROOF </p><p>and now 40% off windows &amp; doors</p><p>For these offers quote code: BONCP1</p><p>CALL TODAY: 01200 429 929/07970 455158www.ultraframehomeimprovements.co.ukSHOWROOM OPEN Mon - Fri: 9am till 5pm, Sat: 9.30am till 1pm (or by appointment)Enterprise Works, Salthill Road, Clitheroe BB7 1PE</p><p>November 2014.indd 5 01/07/2004 01:59:38</p></li><li><p> 6 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>Page 12 - Travel Review - Trans Siberian RailwayPage 16 - In the GardenPage 22 - Film Review - InterstellarPage 26 - Ella HendersonPage 32 - Recipe - Pork &amp; Red Cabbage CassarolePage 36 - Christmas CountdownPage 50-55 - Longridge Does Christmas</p><p>12</p><p>16</p><p>26</p><p>44</p><p>32 22</p><p>36</p><p>November 2014.indd 6 01/07/2004 01:59:44</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 7 01/07/2004 01:59:48</p></li><li><p> 8 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>1. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.</p><p>2. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.</p><p>3. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.</p><p>4. Old ladies can eat more than you think.</p><p>5. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.</p><p>6. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.</p><p>7. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.</p><p>8. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.</p><p>9. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.</p><p>10. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?</p><p>11. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a "use by" date?</p><p>November 2014.indd 8 01/07/2004 02:01:09</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 9 01/07/2004 02:01:17</p></li><li><p>10INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. </p><p>"You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, </p><p>"No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"</p><p>November 2014.indd 10 01/07/2004 02:01:20</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>Christmas &amp; New Year at</p><p>A Sparkling Occasion</p><p>Festive Two Night EnergiserArrive on either December 20th, 21st or 22ndFrom 199 per person</p><p>Christmas SleepoverArrive on either December 24th, 25th or 26thFrom only 220 per room per night</p><p>Three Night Christmas Spa Break24th - 27th DecemberFrom 349 per person</p><p>Two Night New Year Spa BreakArrive New Years EveFrom 299 per person</p><p>New Years SleepoverAvailable 31st December 2014 or 1st January 2015Luxury Room from 220 per night per roomWhy not upgrade to a suite or penthouse for an extra treat?</p><p>Two Night New Year Re-EnergiserArrive 2nd, 3rd or 4th January 2015From 199 per person</p><p>*For a more detailed breakdown of our Christmas and New Year packages and what they include please call our reservation team. Terms and Conditions may apply Overnight stays based on two people sharing.</p><p>Recommended in the</p><p>MICHELINguide 2014</p><p>Recommended in the</p><p>MICHELINguide 2013</p><p>Visit www.ribbyhall.co.uk/spa-hotel To book call 0800 085 1717</p><p>RIBBY ROAD | WREA GREEN | LANCASHIRE | PR4 2PR</p><p>November 2014.indd 11 01/07/2004 02:01:25</p></li><li><p>12 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 12 01/07/2004 02:01:28</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>TIME TO GET COSY Hello autumn! Weve been waiting patiently, but now youre here lets get the fire lit, a glass of red and well find you a place on the sofa. Its time to get cosy, so visit Melt and discover their fabulous new range of seasonal goodies!</p><p>Melt CandlesLilac BarnTwitter LaneWaddington BB7 3LQ01200 443412www.themeltco.com</p><p>CZECH &amp; SPEAKE NUMBER 88 COLOGNE 85</p><p>BOTTLE OPENER 24.95Wall mounted for indoor and outdoor use</p><p>BAG 175</p><p>FUR LINED GLOVES 36.50</p><p>BERRY COLOURED HAT 27.50</p><p>MELT CANDLES from 6.50 32.50</p><p>MELT REED DIFFUSERS 20</p><p>RANCE HELENE PERFUME from 69</p><p>THIS WORKS SKINCARE from 10</p><p>melt</p><p>November 2014.indd 13 01/07/2004 02:01:30</p></li><li><p>14 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 14 01/07/2004 02:01:34</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 15 01/07/2004 02:01:38</p></li><li><p>8IZ8BJU *%JEOhU*$IPTF'VMXPPE)BMM)PTQJUBM.BSJB1JLVMTLJ8JOHXBMLFSBOE'VMXPPE)BMM)PTQJUBMQBUJFOU</p><p>Midgery Lane, Fulwood, Preston PR2 9SZwww.fulwoodhallhospital.co.uk</p><p>'PSNPSFJOGPSNBUJPODBMM</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>1616</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 16 01/07/2004 02:01:47</p></li><li><p>8IZ8BJU *%JEOhU*$IPTF'VMXPPE)BMM)PTQJUBM.BSJB1JLVMTLJ8JOHXBMLFSBOE'VMXPPE)BMM)PTQJUBMQBUJFOU</p><p>Midgery Lane, Fulwood, Preston PR2 9SZwww.fulwoodhallhospital.co.uk</p><p>'PSNPSFJOGPSNBUJPODBMM</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 17 01/07/2004 02:01:49</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>18</p><p>November 2014.indd 18 01/07/2004 02:01:51</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>*Promotion dates 23.10.14 10.12.14. T&amp;Cs apply. Oer applies to selected models and participating retailers only. **Applies to the purchase of ANY Bosch Washing Machine and ANY Bosch Tumble Dryer within the same transaction. Please see www.bosch-home.co.uk/boschcash for more details.Participating models may dier between cashback and cashback extra.</p><p>Awards 2014</p><p>Find out more at bosch-home.co.uk/boschcash</p><p>Promotion dates: 23.10.1410.12.14</p><p>150 cashbackfrom Bosch.</p><p>Up to</p><p>Now available on selected large appliances. * Das ist gut!Karl, The Bosch Engineer.</p><p>Plus an extra 50.**</p><p>Purchase any Bosch washing machine andtumble dryer and </p><p>you can claiman extra 50</p><p>cashback.</p><p>November 2014.indd 19 01/07/2004 02:01:58</p></li><li><p>20 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.</p><p>2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.</p><p>3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.</p><p>4. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.</p><p>5. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.</p><p>6. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.</p><p>7. You never know where to look when eating a banana.</p><p>8. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.</p><p>9. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."</p><p>November 2014.indd 20 01/07/2004 02:02:02</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 21 01/07/2004 02:02:06</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>22</p><p>November 2014.indd 22 01/07/2004 02:02:07</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 23 01/07/2004 02:02:10</p></li><li><p>24 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 24 01/07/2004 02:02:12</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 25 01/07/2004 02:02:18</p></li><li><p>26 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>MARKYMAR</p><p>KS </p><p>DISCO / KAR</p><p>AOKE ENTE</p><p>RTAINMENT</p><p> ANY OCCASION CATERED FOR </p><p> 60S 70S 80S 90S &amp; NOW </p><p> FULLY INSURED FOR PUBS, CLUBS &amp; HOTELS </p><p> OVER 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE </p><p>FOR A FRIENDLY AND RELIABLE SERVICE CONTACT MARK ON 07890 396398 </p><p>November 2014.indd 26 01/07/2004 02:02:21</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 27 01/07/2004 02:02:22</p></li><li><p>28</p><p>-DFNVWURGHLQWR-RKQV6WDEOHORRNLQJWREX\DKRUVHListen hereVDLG-RKQ,YHJRWMXVWWKHKRUVH\RXUORRNLQJIRUWKHRQO\WKLQJLVKHZDVWUDLQHGE\DQLQWHUHVWLQJIHOORZ+HGRHVQWJRDQGVWRSWKHXVXDOZD\</p><p>7KHZD\WRJHWKLPWRVWRSLVWRVFUHDPKH\KH\WKHZD\WRJHWKLPWRJRLVWRVFUHDP7KDQN*RG-LPQRGGHGKLVKHDG ne with me, can I take him for a test run?-LPZDVKDYLQJWKHWLPHRIKLVOLIHWKLVKRUVHVXUHFRXOGUXQKHWKRXJKWWRKLPVHOI-LPZDVVSHHGLQJGRZQWKHGLUWURDGZKHQKHVXGGHQO\VDZDFOLIIXSDKHDGstop!VFUHDPHG-LPEXWWKHKRUVHNHSWRQJRLQJ</p><p>1RPDWWHUKRZPXFKKHWULHGKHFRXOGQRWUHPHPEHUWKHZRUGVWRJHWLWWRVWRSyoyoVFUHDPHG-LPEXWWKHKRUVHMXVWNHSWRQVSHHGLQJDKHDG,WZDVIHHWIURPWKHFOLIIZKHQ-LPVXGGHQO\UHPHP-EHUHGheyhey!-LPVFUHDPHG</p><p>7KHKRUVHVNLGGHGWRDKDOWMXVWLQFKIURPWKHFOLII-LPFRXOGQRWEHOLHYHKLVJRRGIRUWXQHKHORRNHGXSWRWKHVN\UDLVHKLVKDQGVLQWKHDLUEUHDWKHGDGHHSVLJKRIUHOLHIDQGVDLGZLWKFRQYLFWLRQank God.</p><p>-DFNVWURGHLQWR-RKQV6WDEOHORRNLQJWREX\D</p><p>7KHZD\WRJHWKLPWRVWRSLVWRVFUHDPKH\KH\WKHZD\WRJHWKLPWRJRLVWRVFUHDP7KDQN*RG-LP</p><p>www.mcdermottwindows.co.ukwww.mcdermottwindows.co.uk</p><p>McDermott Windows are expert installers of quality conservatories, windows and doors. </p><p>We believe that quality products are only worth their money if they have been installed correctly, thats why we </p><p>November 2014.indd 28 01/07/2004 02:02:35</p></li><li><p>INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>November 2014.indd 29 01/07/2004 02:04:21</p></li><li><p>30 INTERACTIVE PRINT</p><p>SCAN ME</p><p>SCAN ME Layar.indd 1 03/09/2013 10:31</p><p>IZYZ Boutique is a stylish new shop recently opened in the heart of Blackburn, dedicated to making you look your absolute best with our very beautiful &amp; modern range. Our range of clothing is available in petite, regular and plus sizes.</p><p>Stockist of Lagenlook clothing by Sarah Santos,Miami, Izyz &amp; Italian Fashion. Fabricators of Shabby Chic Vintage Furniture by Commission.</p><p>Tuesday - Friday 10.30am - 6pm Saturday 9am - 5pmSunday 11am - 3pm</p><p>Closed Monday</p><p>of Blackburn, dedicated to making </p><p>Tuesday - Friday 10.30am - 6pm Saturday 9am - 5pm</p><p>Give us a call</p><p>Give Samaritans</p><p>a Lift</p><p>Volunteer to become a</p><p>Samaritan</p><p>If you could support our 'build a lift'campaign either by a donation or the oer of your building expertise,please contact us on</p><p> blackburn@samaritans.org</p><p> 01254 682266</p><p>Help us to support peoplein our community and nationally.To enquire further contact us on</p><p> blackburn@samaritans.org</p><p> 01254 682266</p><p>If you need support during dicult times were always here.Round the cl...</p></li></ul>